This post, this one right here, is my 400th blog post. To celebrate I am not going to bother putting any effort into writing up something fantastic for once.
Your holiday gift from me is that you don’t have to read anything from me today. And yes, it’s a holiday gift. I have a loyal follower who celebrates Kwanza. What’s up Jamal? How are the Knicks doing this season? No. KFC is not open on Christmas you goof!
If you feel the need to give me a gift may I suggest clicking on one of the many links on my blogroll whether it belongs to me or someone else. I also have amazing things in my Writing Samples page at the top. Or you can see what’s happening at my other blog Kidz Showz. I won’t push anything today because the holiday spirit has entered me and it was consensual.
Enjoy your night off from my nonsense. You are welcome.
Happy 400th Blog Post!! I look forward to 400 more!!
Thanks! Although, I do hope to have “Fuck You Money” by the end of the week. I’m about 10 million short.
I hear that.
400? Daayummm! I’m only at 277 or something like that. Congrats! And nice KidzShowz plug.
Only at 277 or something. What a specific number. And thanks! Wait until I have more free time. A man won’t be able to walk down the street without seeing an advertisement for Kidz Showz. Women will not be allowed to walk on streets.
Hahahah.
Boobies.
I never thought a WordPress comment could turn me on so much. I thought wrong.
Awww boo hiss.
That’s still in the top 10 nicest things said to me this year.
LOL I thought it might be. I love to read you.
400 posts? You’re just making the rest of us look lazy.
I write most of my posts while standing too. I’m not lying either. I’m obsessed with perfecting my posture.
I feel like I’ve been deprived of something fantastic.
Trust me, all the rest of my blogs will be about farts and ventriloquist humor.
Well, that gives me something to look forward to at least.
WooOOOooooOOoW! Congratulations on your 400th post! Has it been two years blogging on Mooselicker? Emily’s right, you are making the rest of us look lazy!
You go running. Nothing I can ever do will make you seem lazier than I am.
Happy 400! Can’t wait for 401.
You’re going to regret that comment. 401 is my anti-Brother Jon post.
Bring it on!
It is like the sky opened up and the angles started to sing… or is that angels? I always get those mixed up.
It’s angels. Although angles could probably sing. Maybe about how “right” they are? That’s a little geometry joke.
Dude, that was funny.
This comment was in my spam folder. I think your plan to spam other people’s blogs is making the Internet thinking you’re spam.
I am spam and he is spam and we are spam and we are spam together. See how we spam like meat in a can, see how we spam… I’m spamming. (I sang it while I typed it)
400?! I’m just about to get to 200, thus proving you talk twice as much as I do
I never know when to shut up. Try having a private email conversation with me. Please someone who has had one let Joe know how I ramble way too long.
You are so PC, my homey. Congrats.
Thanks! I thought at first you called me your horny and was excited.
You can be my horny too if you want. Ha.
happy 400th post! and happy kwanza!
Thanks! I’ve got my colorful square hat already on my head.
You are SO LUCKY that I don’t have time to sit here and type CONGRATULATIONS 400 times.
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Hahahaha are you sure they didn’t operate on your mind too when they were fixing your eyes?
Ewww….what happened to those lines up there? Looks like the cutting and pasting when rogue.
LOL
Seriously…
::applause::
Hey, I got the message. Doesn’t matter if words will cooperate or not.
::bows::
I had the brilliant idea of just saying a random female body part for the next 400 days but it seems like too much effort and commitment. So I’ll just end it with Bottom.
Females have 400 body parts? I guess you could go with “left canine tooth” if you really wanted to have them all be different.
No I’d have just said every variation of vagina and blobs, surely there must be 400 of em
Did you mean boobs instead of blobs? Or is blobs another word for boobs? Certain ones I’ve seen, yes.
It is another word I’d use for unfortunately, I was the victim of paint splattered fingers and corrective text.
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