Opened up my grandpa's time capsule he buried 50 years ago. All that was inside was poop from 1963. 11 hours ago
You say penis I say vagina. Penis. Vagina. Penis. Vagina. Let's cut the whole thing off - parents of a hermaphrodite arguing over what to do 15 hours ago
Was walking around Madison Square Garden earlier and it smelt like shit. Then I saw why, the New York Rangers are playing. 16 hours ago