Mission Statement

People come up to me all the time and ask “Why blog? Everyone knows newspapers are the future.” Despite the truth of that statement, I feel that I can reach a broader audience by posting my thoughts, ideas, and ramblings on something called the Internet.

My goal is simple, to get you to think. Whether you agree or disagree is irrelevant. Half of the things I say I don’t truly believe. It’s good to argue for the other side on many issues though, to get in a frame of mind that your enemy may have. I like arguing and above that I like to win my arguments, even when they’re not true. In a past life I think I was a lawyer and a politician. A “Lawyetician” as they’re known today. In this life however I am neither of them. I don’t vote and I’ve only seen three episodes of Law & Order. That still doesn’t mean I am invaluable to society.

Simply put, my mission with this blog is to speak truths, expose lies, and point out how absurd society can be. We’re all bigots, snobs, and self-righteous. If it isn’t an issue that has touched us closely, we could careless. We’re all guilty of it and that’s what makes this world great, or horrible. I haven’t decided yet. Maybe with the help of this blog I will come to a conclusion.

The most important reason of all for starting this is to clear my head. Sometimes I have trouble writing more important things such as screenplays about talking fecal matter or novels about writers of screenplays about talking fecal matter. It’s a place for me to vent until I can afford therapy. It’s a place where you can look and waste a few moments of your day on. If I’m lucky, maybe I’ll convince you to come back. If not, I’m proud that I’m wasting space on the Internet. Eventually all of that will run out and I will be partly to blame. For that, I feel humbled to be a part of destroying the most powerful device ever created.

Comments
  1. Hahaha, fuck you are funny. And a good writer too! Keep doing what you do.

  2. mooselicker says:

    Thank you! That made my day.

    And judging by the direction my life has gone so far, probably my life.

  3. I like your style Mr Licker, your blog is very entertaining and funny. I have added you to my blogroll.

    In the meantime will someone please think up a replacement for the word ‘blog’? It sounds daft.

  4. BrainRants says:

    If newspapers are the ‘wave of the future,’ then why do the online ones have comment boxes too? Hmm.

  5. E Dana says:

    its absurd – not obsurd. be a smartass all you want, but learn to spell.

  6. eva626 says:

    btw…why ‘mooselicker’ ?

  7. I realized I’ve been coming back every day so I went ahead and put you on my blogroll. Under “I hit up these blogs daily.” It just makes sense. Congrats on making me laugh!

  8. Your a funny mutha!!! and also a vegetarian I gather from your name mooselicker. Keep it going

  9. jjhiii24 says:

    Hey…I love what you are doing here…so I nominated you for an award….Keep it going!

  10. Charlotte says:

    [Simply put, my mission with this blog is to speak truths, expose lies, and point out how absurd society can be. We’re all bigots, snobs, and self-righteous. If it isn’t an issue that has touched us closely, we could careless. We’re all guilty of it and that’s what makes this world great, or horrible. I haven’t decided yet. Maybe with the help of this blog I will come to a conclusion.]

    BrillianT!!!

    I’ll be back.

  11. stuck in a tree says:

    This mission statement is lacking many commas.

  12. Drink2that says:

    I will be happy to waste a few moments of my day reading your crap…very entertaining!

  13. kayennepeppa says:

    I’m following you. Your name is funny, and your blogs make me laugh. I can never read too much weirdness or sarcasm.

  14. So does that mean this is your web psychotherapy and we’re all granted to be your mind doctors? I can’t wait to try unhinging your mind. You can pay by returning the favor.

  15. I love this. But you have to remember, it’s not useless content if you’re making people think ;)

  16. [...] blog post is in honor of my homeboy Mooselicker AKA Tim Boyle AKA the Voice of a Generation. He wrote this post that spawned the one you just read [...]

  17. I love you so I’ve nominated you for THE WORDPRESS FAMILY AWARD

    THE RULES FOR THE AWARD ARE:

    1. Display the award logo on your blog.
    2. Link back to the person who nominated you.
    3. Nominate 10 others you see as having an impact on your WordPress experience and family
    4. Let your 10 Family members know you have awarded them

    I’m proud to point my readers in your direction!

  18. Peggy says:

    If you don’t already know about it, check out The Bugle Podcast. Kindred spirits. The back episodes are great too.

  19. Peggy says:

    I just thought you’d enjoy their brand of humor.

  20. Peggy says:

    Totally

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