I typed “mooselicker” into Google and found quite a few things that came up. The first thing was some goofball on Myspace. He has 50 friends and likes Staind.
From what I could stalk, his name is something similar to “mooselicker” and that must be his nickname. That or he eats furry fat girl pussy a lot. Either way I’m jealous of all of his friends and his cool nickname.