High School Reunions

Posted: May 3, 2011 in May 2011

The sole purpose of a high school reunion seems to be for someone who was a loser to show up years later and prove everybody wrong. Everyone says they want to show up years later and be sexy, successful, and to tell everyone how they really felt. Nobody goes to a high school reunion to see old friends. They go there to see enemies that still haunt them.

If I was cool in high school I would show up to my reunion fatter, uglier, and homeless. That way every girl that ever dated me would feel like shit. But alas, that cannot happen. They would think that nothing has changed.

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