Mothers

Posted: May 4, 2011 in May 2011

There is an old wives tale that if you are dating a girl, you should look at her mother for how she will look when she is older. It might not actually be a wives tale. Maybe more of a tall tale. The only other tall tale I know of is Paul Bunyan. Is it because he was so tall? People from Wyoming have the worst fables.

I don’t think looking at a girl’s mother does all the justice that is needed. I think you need to see that mother in a chair naked. Nothing shows off how horrible looking your body is like sitting in a chair naked. You will discover new shapes. The kinds that only bees can see.

Most people don’t want to see someone’s mother naked. That’s why there are so many single people in the world. Not every unwed 50 year old is a homosexual. Most are. Some aren’t.

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