Middle Names

Posted: May 7, 2011 in May 2011

Only two people ever use their middle names a lot. Murders and slutty girls. They’re not as different as you think.

Murderers kill people. Slutty girls fuck people. If you are killed than you are pretty much fucked.

Murderers are not well liked, well sometimes they are. Slutty girls are made fun of, but we still like them.

Murderers go to prison when they are caught. Slutty girls are that way because they are prisoners to the way their fathers treated them. Please daddy, love me?

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