Timelines

Posted: May 11, 2011 in May 2011

Here is an abridged version of the thoughts of your life.

In Utero- “I can’t wait to get out of this uterus”

Age 4- “I can’t wait to start school”

Age 5- “I can’t wait until I’m done elementary school”

Age 12- “I wish I was back in elementary school”

Age 14- “I can’t wait until I’m done with high school”

Age 18- “I’m excited for college”

Age 18 1/2- “College isn’t what TV and film make it out to be”

Age 18 3/4- “I can’t wait until I’m done college”

Age 20- “I’ll go back and finish my degree later”

Age 21- “Now I can finally drink legally, too bad I have a liver disease from all I did in high school”

Age 25- “I can’t wait until I find a job”

Age 40- “I can’t wait until the kids leave the house”

Age 55- “I can’t wait until I die”

Age 56-80- “I can’t wait until I die”

On Your Deathbed- “Finally”

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