Auctions

Posted: May 16, 2011 in May 2011

I read somewhere (on an ancient cave drawing perhaps?) that they are auctioning off several of the Unabomber’s items. The money raised will go to his victims. I don’t know much about the Unabomber. Surprisingly, I’m not much of a fan. He doesn’t interest me. I will not be buying his shoes or manifesto. There are plenty of other horrible obscure memorabilia I would love to buy. Here are some:

Hitler’s mustache

Napoleon’s giant hat

Rasputin’s favorite vest

John Wayne Gacy’s red rubber nose

Elvis Pressley’s bathroom tile

Princess Diana’s GPS

Osama Bin Laden’s sandals

Jesus Christ’s sandals

George Harrison’s childhood baseball helmet

A carpet signed by every Ayatollah of the last 100 years

Jack the Ripper’s laundry machine

Comments
  1. SingingTuna says:

    Hahah!!!!
    I dare you to wear 1, 2, 3, 4 and 7, 8, 9 altogether as one outfit.

    It’s Robin. I’m using another account to take a break from the craziness that my Robpixaday blog has become. Just visiting a few people, posting as the SingingTuna…keeping a low profile. Wanted you to know I’m not gone-gone, just scaled back for a while.
    🙂

  2. SingingTuna says:

    Ack.
    Well, I’m loyal. That counts for something.

    I can’t stand crowds. And I liked being a blog that no one ever really looked at except people I know bec I can’t stand sharing, either.
    Plus I don’t have time to visit the 70+ new followers and also pretend to care what everyone says. Somebody sent me an email the other day complaining about how I talk about Reeses too much.
    😦
    So I’m posting and visiting but only for a few people I’ve known for years (from Vox and RB) and some new ones from here. You’re one of the 3 WP people who made the cut…LOL

    I’ll be really busy on RB for a while and in the meantime I hope that some of the folks who are annoying me now will just wander off if I don’t post on Robpixaday.

    🙂

    • Mooselicker says:

      Hahaha you’re kidding…you’re receiving hate mail? I’ve only had two posts ever receive negativity and it was really silly anonymous people. Maybe they’re a Kit Kat fan? It’s impossible to talk about Reese’s too much. Ugh people suck. I’m glad I made the cut.

      • SingingTuna says:

        EWW! KitKat.
        Only the name saves that candy.

        Oh, gosh…I’ve gotten a LOT of nasty stuff over the years. Someone complained because I posted too many cat pictures (like 2 in a one month of MY cat). Someone sent me a note about how grumpy I get about grammar and that’s the reason she hates America.

        I sometimes think that bec I seem nice people assume they can send me any old sh*t and get away with it. I don’t scare anybody.

      • Mooselicker says:

        I’ve thought the same thing but in reverse. I seem a lot meaner and they know I won’t be afraid to bite them, figuratively of course, not literally. Although I did bite someone two weeks ago because I fight dirty.

        Have they not seen the Internet? It’s 76% cat pictures. I had no idea people were threatened so much on WordPress.

  3. SingingTuna says:

    LOL…

    Yes! LOTS of cats online. No one should be surprised now, to see one.

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