Roller Coasters

Posted: September 2, 2011 in September 2011
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Don’t have enough time to get your homework done stupid? Shouldn’t have gone on that roller coaster! Don’t have enough time to go to the gym fatty? Shouldn’t have gone on that roller coaster! Don’t have enough time to say you love me slut? Shouldn’t have gone on that roller coaster!

If you have ever ridden on a roller coaster, you have no excuse for not having time. Roller coaster lines usually last anywhere from 45 minutes to 3 hours. All of this for anywhere from 45 seconds to 2 minutes of sitting in a chair getting your head throttled around. It’s bad time management, something near and dear to my heart. Not to mention the price to do this, astronomical! You’re best off getting into a multi-car collision. You’ll feel a lot dizzier and it will take quicker to clean up the bodies than it would for you to stand in line.

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