Question: Why is alcohol legal and marijuana is not?
Answer: Drunk girls are more willing to have sex with a guy than a girl high on marijuana would be. Alcohol makes girls horny, delirious, and deliriously horny, finding just about every guy they see attractive, even if he clearly is a douche.
Marijuana makes girls lazy, hungry, and mean. It turns women into men and if you have sex with a girl high on weed then you are technically gay. At least that’s what the Constitution says. Article 9, Line 17. Look it up.
That’s how the government works. What’s best for those in power is best for the rest of us. Even Senators need to get laid somehow.
Alcohol, giving men without looks or personality, but with power, companionship.