Today I am doing something a little bit different. No, I’m not flushing the toilet in public restrooms. I get too much kick out of hiding around the corner with a smile anticipating the groan of the next person to come in for a poop. That will never change. I will never retire from being inconsiderate. The change is that I need your help for an upcoming blog post. You’re thinking “Me? Why me? I am useless. I’m ugly and can never lose those extra 40 pounds on my face. What use am I? I’m color-blind!” Do not fret. Even with how much you suck you may be able to help.

The game Mad Libs was always a favorite of mine as a kid. If you have never played it then either you’ve never been in a long car ride with someone’s company you do not enjoy or you get so frustrated trying to figure out exactly what an adverb is. Basically you choose different types of words (noun, verb, way to kill someone, etc.) then fill them into a story that you have yet to read or even know the subject matter on. Don’t get it? You must have read closely.

All you need to do to participate is fill in the below word types. Not sure what some of them are? Shoot yourself behind a shed.

Noun:

Adjective:

Plural Noun:

Plural Noun:

Adjective:

Adjective:

Relative:

Verb:

Noun:

Adjective:

Celebrity:

City Name:

Noun:

Verb:

Noun:

Noun:

Verb:

Adjective:

Noun:

Noun:

Verb:

Comments
  1. Pete Howorth says:

    Fuck, you’re like a blogging machine. I’ve been away novel writing and you’ve written a novels worth of blog posts 😛 lucky for you I find you highly entertaining.

    Noun: Lily

    Adjective: angry

    Plural Noun: cats

    Plural Noun: Witches

    Adjective: alive

    Adjective: quaint

    Relative: sister

    Verb: imagine

    Noun: mouse

    Adjective: relieved

    Celebrity: John Cusack

    City Name: Vatican City

    Noun: bus

    Verb: name

    Noun: echo

    Noun: box

    Verb: drop

    Adjective: black

    Noun: teacher

    Noun: neighbourhood

    Verb: bites

  2. Yay! MadLibs ROCK!
    Noun: Worm
    Adjective: moist
    Plural Noun: ninjas
    Plural Noun: seedless grapes
    Adjective: enormous
    Adjective: spongy
    Relative: Aunt
    Verb: chew
    Noun: albatross
    Adjective: persnickety
    Celebrity: Sir Elton John
    City Name: Omaha
    Noun: lollipop
    Verb: sauté
    Noun: squid
    Noun: ankle
    Verb: boil
    Adjective: fat
    Noun: blister
    Noun: monkey
    Verb: stab

  3. I answer with ‘poo’ for every single one.

  4. breezyk says:

    Noun: BreezyK

    Adjective: Awesome

    Plural Noun: Hipsters

    Plural Noun: Investment Bankers

    Adjective: Douchy

    Adjective: indier-than-thou

    Relative: second cousin, once removed

    Verb: jumping

    Noun: Nova Scotia

    Adjective: serendipitous

    Celebrity: Kim Kardashian

    City Name: Toronto

    Noun: peanut butter

    Verb: complaining

    Noun: sloth

    Noun: cats

    Verb: lazy

    Adjective: creamy

    Noun: computer

    Noun: water bottle (can you tell I’m getting creative and just looking at things on my desk)

    Verb: drinking

  5. Noun: Flower

    Adjective: unseemly

    Plural Noun: houses

    Plural Noun: cars

    Adjective: gorgeous

    Adjective: long

    Relative: uncle

    Verb: assault

    Noun: blog

    Adjective: crazy

    Celebrity: Seth Rogen

    City Name: Topeka

    Noun: heaven

    Verb: play

    Noun: lips

    Noun: wall

    Verb: kiss

    Adjective: hideous

    Noun: muscle

    Noun: floor

    Verb: kill

  6. Wait, is unseemly an adjective? haha! I don’t know?

  7. 188 more words…
    I know what nouns are… the rest I have no idea, and I still write better than you…
    I am going behind the shed to shoot somebody, so I will not be available to do your writing for you…
    Is fart a noun, a verb, and adjective, or a gas???

  8. Lily says:

    Noun: Pete

    Adjective: pretty

    Plural Noun:horses

    Plural Noun: telephones

    Adjective: yellow

    Adjective: dirty

    Relative: brother

    Verb: toss

    Noun: paper

    Adjective:important

    Celebrity: Hugh Grant

    City Name: Tallahassee

    Noun: sidewalk

    Verb:skip

    Noun:pants

    Noun:moose

    Verb:lick

    Adjective:dumb

    Noun:iphone

    Noun:poop

    Verb:cry

    I used to love these!

  9. Dude, my 13 year old did a post on my blog… the hello blogesphere one… if you leave an APPROPRIATE comment, it will make her day. Thanks, buddy.

  10. Cake.
    Extraordinary.
    Fingers.
    Hours.
    Heavenly.
    Mindblowing.
    Grandniece.
    Kill.
    Book.
    True-harted.
    Miley Cyrus.
    Antwerp.
    Ax.
    Cradle.
    High heels.
    Toe nails.
    Sow.
    Double-breasted.
    Cat.
    Tear.
    Gutter.

    Taraam!

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