Remember when I asked you to help me out with a Mad Libs post? No? You’ve never read my blog before? You have some sort of forgetful disease? Don’t blame MTV for being so scatterbrained. Blame your own laziness. Below are the results. Thank you to all participants. I was going to actually place each of your answers into the proper place, but this would require work and I’m scheduling this ahead of time and would hate if someone felt left out. If you would still like to participate you can on your own. Here are the answers given by the participants. Some of them may need to be changed slightly to make sense. But that’s Mad Libs! All you have to do is plug them in accordingly to make up what I’m sure will be a whacky adventure!
To those wanting to participate fully on this journey, please go back to Mad Libs and start from there. Enough blabbing. Hopefully this doesn’t turn out as big a mess as it is seeming to be.
Noun: Lily
Adjective: angry
Plural Noun: cats
Plural Noun: Witches
Adjective: alive
Adjective: quaint
Relative: sister
Verb: imagine
Noun: mouse
Adjective: relieved
Celebrity: John Cusack
City Name: Vatican City
Noun: bus
Verb: name
Noun: echo
Noun: box
Verb: drop
Adjective: black
Noun: teacher
Noun: neighbourhood
Verb: bites
Noun: Worm
Adjective: moist
Plural Noun: ninjas
Plural Noun: seedless grapes
Adjective: enormous
Adjective: spongy
Relative: Aunt
Verb: chew
Noun: albatross
Adjective: persnickety
Celebrity: Sir Elton John
City Name: Omaha
Noun: lollipop
Verb: sauté
Noun: squid
Noun: ankle
Verb: boil
Adjective: fat
Noun: blister
Noun: monkey
Verb: stab
Poo for each
Noun: BreezyK
Adjective: Awesome
Plural Noun: Hipsters
Plural Noun: Investment Bankers
Adjective: Douchy
Adjective: indier-than-thou
Relative: second cousin, once removed
Verb: jumping
Noun: Nova Scotia
Adjective: serendipitous
Celebrity: Kim Kardashian
City Name: Toronto
Noun: peanut butter
Verb: complaining
Noun: sloth
Noun: cats
Verb: lazy
Adjective: creamy
Noun: computer
Noun: water bottle
Verb: drinking
Noun: Flower
Adjective: unseemly
Plural Noun: houses
Plural Noun: cars
Adjective: gorgeous
Adjective: long
Relative: uncle
Verb: assault
Noun: blog
Adjective: crazy
Celebrity: Seth Rogen
City Name: Topeka
Noun: heaven
Verb: play
Noun: lips
Noun: wall
Verb: kiss
Adjective: hideous
Noun: muscle
Noun: floor
Verb: kill
Noun: Pete
Adjective: pretty
Plural Noun:horses
Plural Noun: telephones
Adjective: yellow
Adjective: dirty
Relative: brother
Verb: toss
Noun: paper
Adjective:important
Celebrity: Hugh Grant
City Name: Tallahassee
Noun: sidewalk
Verb:skip
Noun:pants
Noun:moose
Verb:lick
Adjective:dumb
Noun:iphone
Noun:poop
Verb:cry
Cake.
Extraordinary.
Fingers.
Hours.
Heavenly.
Mindblowing.
Grandniece.
Kill.
Book.
True-harted.
Miley Cyrus.
Antwerp.
Ax.
Cradle.
High heels.
Toe nails.
Sow.
Double-breasted.
Cat.
Tear.
Gutter.
Welcome to my 300th blog post! It took hard work. A lot of motivation. And a little help from my (noun). Much has been achieved since starting this blog. For starters, I have become a more (adjective) person. I thank you, my (plural noun) for that.
There are still a few things you may not know about me. For instance, I love to stare at (plural noun). (adjective) ones. My fascination started when I was a (adjective) boy and my (relative) would (verb) me on my cheek. My (noun) says this traumatic event is why I am so (adjective).
Since my blog started I have become somewhat famous. I even managed to have a brief relationship with (celebrity). It ended when we were caught engaging in a public sexual act known as the (City name) (noun). That’s when you (verb) the other person’s (noun). But things are back to normal now. I am in a healthy relationship with my current (noun).
What I really wanted to say today was I appreciate everyone who (verb) my blog. Whether you visit often, frequently, or only when you’re feeling (adjective), your presence is felt with warmth. Thank you again. Here’s to much more success with my and your (noun). Unless you’re one of those people missing a (noun). Then I guess you can just go (verb) yourself.
I was hoping to see a long list of poo.
I really thought about timing them all out. I probably should have. I think I lost my integrity.
FUN!
I still have to actually read the results people posted. The only ones I looked at was the sexual acts and who I did them with. I knew those would turn out good.
Just like when we were kids, huh?
Creamy is a good word… whatever kind it is…
This whole series of posts requires us to use our brains… you never pulled this kind of shit before… we always just used your brain… like a cheap hooker… and went along for the ride… why did you all of a sudden develop faith in our ability tho think? What were you thinking?
I felt my readers were getting smarter than I am. They were becoming cocky and arrogant. After not being able to understand this game they have been knocked back down a few pegs.
I feel put in my place. But I feel I need to say that feeling smarter than you may not actually require arrogance or cockiness… ha!
With age comes wisdom? I still have to figure out where your weak point is and attack it. I’m starting to think you’re invincible.
I just don’t care… that makes me very powerful… but don’t beat me… join me… together we will rule the world!!!
Mine actually turned out pretty well. I had to change up the tenses in some of mine, but eh, what else is new? Hopefully the sexual act, The Tallahassee Sidewalk becomes famous. I hope it includes side shuffling. That would be challenging, yet worth it.
This is the biggest thing to come out of Tallahassee since…well I think it’s the first thing to ever come out of Tallahassee. Be proud!