A sense of entitlement is one thing I despise about people. Have they not read the Declaration of Independence? All men are created equal. To feel like you are better than this means you hate democracy which means you are a fascist or realistic. I firmly don’t believe all men are created equally. There are for sure certain things some people can do better than others. Equal rights are human-created. Our creator, whom I believe to be an elephant with six arms, did not intend for us to be on a level playing field. And this is why if you think you should be treated like a princess then you are a stuck-up bitch.
(Nice Jon-Benet Ramsey hat. She was treated like a princess. How’d that turn out?)
I understand a woman’s desire to be treated like a princess. It’s natural. It sounds so perfect and wonderful. I would love to be a princess myself. Someone waiting on me hand and foot at all times? I get to live in a castle? A knight gets to take my virginity? This sounds like an epic win.
When you think about it more though, princesses aren’t as wonderful as it appears to be on the surface. Princesses are part of terrible monarchies that would constantly war with other towns, countries, and other pieces of land with boundaries. If you won then you got a new castle to travel to. If you lost then you were usually raped by a raider or whatever the proper term for someone who bludgeoned people to death back in those days is.
(Poor Belle. While all of the other princesses have princes who are beautiful inside and out she has to spend 15 minutes making them believe Beast is beautiful on the inside)
Princesses also would get captured by dragons, used as ransom, and get locked up in towers. These are not fun things. I’ve had two happen to me before and if towers actually existed then I’m sure I would have been locked in one at some point. Princesses live a life of danger. Most never even survived to become a queen. Why would someone ever want to be one? There is way too much risk.
Even in modern days a princess has struggles. The paparazzi is always bugging them and causing their limousines to crash in France. Did you know princesses can’t even go outside topless without someone taking a picture? That’s kind of cool though. I have a hard enough time going outside and having a pizza delivery man saying hello to me. I would love if people were paying for nude photographs of me. Sadly, I am no princess. The only people who want my naked pictures fans of books featuring freaks and oddities. It’s a pretty large market so I shouldn’t really complain.
(Kate Middleton cannot get away with being nude in public because she is a princess. Prince Charles cannot get away with it either, but that has nothing to do with power)
The term princess these days doesn’t necessarily mean royalty. A girl used to have to be born into being a princess or married into. Sometimes both. Most princesses had to have sex with their brothers, fathers or other close relatives to keep the blood line the same. That’s why the British Royal Family look retarded, they are.
Fashion has embraced this idea of princess. You can’t walk into a frozen yogurt shop or into a sorority house without seeing the word on a girl’s clothing. I don’t know what my opinion of these girls are. Clearly they are not real princesses. My feeling is they think other people are as stupid as they are. If I wear a Yankees shirt does that make me a member of the team? Well, this season it might. They’re going to actually stink despite how well they’ve played so far. If I the Yankee’s General Manager I would sign a girl with princesses on her pants to play left field as a joke.
(She may also provide more power than their 6-9 hitters)
Instead of saying they want to be treated like a princess, women/girls should say they want to be treated like a queen BY their king. I think in a relationship, especially one where you’ll take naked showers together, things should be equal. You should give as much as you can and your significant other should return the favor. Your mission should be to rule over the rest of the world together.
Asking to be treated like a princess is selfish and shows a lot about your character. It means you think you’re better than everyone else and never willing to earn anything. Girls who call themselves princesses are always morons and the guys who refer to their girlfriends as princesses are just as dumb. Don’t label yourself something stupid like a princess. Be a good person and people will do good things for you. It’s that simple.
I hope every girl who refers to herself as a princess dies alone.