No. I will not be giving you updates on the state of my underwear. You get it? Because some people call underwear briefs…
Clearly I haven’t been attending classes at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater with that attempt at humor. And by that I mean it’s impossible to be funny without first paying a couple hundred dollars for a class. And after you graduate that class you WILL BE funny, even if you never have been. Not.
So what have I been up to? I’m clearly not blogging much, if you didn’t already notice. Or at least not as consistently as I have. What have I been up to?
I work just about every day, sometimes weekends too. When I work weekends it’s staying inside a luxury Manhattan apartment watching television and playing with dogs. It’s as bad as it sounds, not really at all.
When I am not working, I have been attempting to write other things. I do so much writing at work by the time I get home I don’t have the energy do much else other than eat. Food is supposed to give you energy, but it never gives me much. I think I might be doing it wrong.
My fantasy baseball team collapsed and barely made the playoffs, then got bounced out in the first round. My other fantasy baseball team is in the finals, but they are not doing very well. I also have a fantasy football team now and it has me interested in the sport for the first time ever. I don’t know what this has to do with anything. None of this takes up much time.
I also had someone mail me a birthday card already. My birthday isn’t for a few more weeks though. It was a pretty awesome card and includes hand-sketched pictures of me. This is much better than in past years when people would give me butt-sketched birthday cards.
I have still consistently been submitting to Yahoo. Some of the articles are pretty good and mean while others are boring and pay money. If you feel so compelled, here is the entire listing of my Yahoo articles.
I think the moral of the story here is that I don’t have much to complain about. I’m actually pretty happy. Yuck.
Mooselicker 
I’m glad that your life is in order and you’re accomplishing things. Kinda. Sounds like you are content and you have lots of dogs in your life which is always a big bonus. Now you just need an actual bitch (gf) and you’ll be all set.
It’s great getting paid to watch dogs until I realize I end up spending all of the money on food since New York is so expensive. Friday morning I woke up with a poodle next to me and dry throw-up stuck to the couch. Things are not as orderly as you may think.
That birthday card sounds awesome. You are so clearly loved. Eww.
Nobody loves me. I think it was only sent out of pity.
Clearly your art can only thrive in suffering.
That’s what I’ve been saying forever!!! I’m sure sadness will arrive again. The holiday season is upon us!
Read them all. :-). *Backs away from happiness* Glad you are.
You’re the bestest! Even if you are a Red Wings fan.
What?! What is this happy times stuff?!?! But I’m psyched for you. Also I totally relate – work has been crushing me and I don’t have time to write!! I hate it.
I miss not working. I had so much energy and hope that I would find a job. Now I have a job. What is there to hope for in the future???
hahaha. just wait until you get sick of this one and then you’ll want a new one. Just give it time my friend. :):):)
I admit it… I thought you were going to talk about your underpants… work, schmerk… come on over and help me write the porno movie!!! I need you man.
Thinking or hoping?
A little of both…
Dogs and TV? For pay? Wow. Substitute the dogs for cats and I’d send them my résumé.
Yes…I can see how you don’t feel like writing after doing it all day. You’ll get past that, though. Your voice is too strong to not be “heard” (read).
Birthday! Did I miss it?
::tosses confetti::
I’d say something pithy about the fantasy teams but I still don’t understand what that’s about except that no one ever seems very happy about them.
I hope everyone reads your Yahoo articles. They should.
Only you and that random girl Margaret seem to read them. Actually other people do too. I get quite a few hits. Not enough where I can buy something silly like a tobacco farm though. I appreciate the comments you have left.
Didn’t miss my birthday. We’ve got another week!