Batman Treatments

Posted: November 18, 2013 in Uncategorized
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I saw a meme online. When I got finished vomiting over the fact we communicate with brief pictures with a few words slapped onto it (we are much more advanced than that, I think) I thought about it.

The meme was a picture of Batman pulled over by the police saying how the man behind the mask is a millionaire who spent all of this money on a costume and batmobile. What he does with this other than get laid all of the time is visit children in hospitals.


My first reaction to this was I don’t give a hoot! Why should I? It doesn’t affect me. That’s kind of my attitude about life now. I know it sounds terrible and like I’m becoming a worse person, but it really makes me happier. The way I see it there are two types of people. There are people who don’t want to inconvenience others and people who don’t want to be inconvenienced. Instincts tell me that I don’t want to be someone who inconveniences others. I am inherently good and after 26 years on this planet now with bad joints, I’m starting to see the ramification of doing what you think is good all of the time. There’s a difference between right and good. Good is doing everything someone tells you to do, like a dog. Right is asking what the benefit is for you, the person, and society as a whole.

Whether it’s true or not that this guy visits hospitals to help dying kids, and I certainly have my doubts, is good. This millionaire man goes around cheering up kids while dressed as everyone’s favorite millionaire superhero, Batman. I can safely say he’s everyone’s favorite millionaire superhero because if you like Ironman more than Batman you are not a human. Stop trying to be too cool for the room. Ironman is terrible.

ironman(Is it even necessary to give an iron suit fake abs? And why do his legs have to be a different color? Are we supposed to think he’s wearing khakis?)

I think spending money to bring smiles to soon to be dead faces is worthless when instead you can possibly make those smiles last a little longer. I am someone who values life over anything else. I understand a life might be pointless if there is no joy in it too, but you never know that for sure. The fact these kids are in a hospital means they aren’t exactly joyless Third World children who got dealt the ‘directions card’ in a game of poker. Sure, it’s great to want to make people happy, especially sick children. But how about you help make them one day have the chance to be sick and dying old people? The money could have gone toward something much more important, like a cure.

There was also the big Batkid thing in San Francisco recently. While this is cute and great for the kid, I feel it’s too self-serving for the rest of us. The kid will most likely live as his cancer is in remission which is great. However, it still feels like people got together to make him feel like Batman for us more than him. We can say we did our part by contributing to this. Helping one kid live out a fantasy is small picture thinking. The big picture is there are always going to be kids suffering and dying. Temporary happiness doesn’t feel worthwhile when misery is everywhere else.

I wrote most of this rant a few months ago and I don’t feel too strongly about it right now, as the original millionaire dressing up as Batman pissed me off. When I first saw the picture I left a comment that said I wanted to hire someone to dress up as The Joker to punch the Batman guy. Cute stories like this will always grab headlines because we love Patch Adams type people, not real scientists who actually slave away trying to find cures.

Now that the anger is out of my system, here’s something to upset the rest of you. Here’s a friendly reminder who the next Batman is–


  1. I just want you to know that…

  2. And I have to disagree. The world needs Patch Adams people, too as well the real scientists. You can’t dismiss one or the balance just *poofs!* you know? Although yeah, it seems the real scientists are outnumbered today. Don’t worry yourself about it though. You know how the first comment ends.

  3. Lily says:

    I hate Ironman and RDJ sooo much. I also hate people who try so hard to be cool and different. Like, why can’t that millionaire donate a large sum to cancer research instead of buying a fun car and outfit for himself? He’s clearly doing it because he wants to, but he hides under the facade of doing something good for others. Pshhh I see right through dat!

  4. Laura4NYC says:

    haha, you don’t like Ben Affleck?
    I read the batkid articles just yesterday. Funny, that you mentioned them in today’s post! I really can’t comprehend the whole batman kid story but I feel there must be more important things in life.

  5. Lauri says:

    I like your outlook. It’s from a different point of view. I agree that more credit and resources need to be given to all people who actually produce something. Products, results, a cure.

    Too many parasitic bigshots get all the credit and all the perks these days. And those people suck big floppy donkey dicks.

  6. SingingTuna says:

    I’m Robin, so I probably shouldn’t leave a comment, but I want to be right — not good — so here goes:

    Re the millionaire Batman: Ugh.
    Re the Batman event: I was very annoyed by it. There are sooooooo many other ways to use that money that would truly help people. Lots of people. Even some :;gasp:: kids.

    There’s going to be yet another Batman? Ben Affleck? AFLAAAAAAACCCCC??????

    It’s good to see you again, Tim.

  7. Addie says:

    Like the rant. Like Ben. That’s about all I got.

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