Fantasy baseball is long over and fantasy football will soon join. How will competitive gambling addict deniers continue to get their fix of betting? I have developed an easy game.
The game is Fantasy Falls. You don’t have to know anything about sports to play either. The way it works is you select the total points based on the point system I have created. At the end of the winter whoever is closest wins absolutely nothing because this is not a real game. Oh and I should mention the game centers around how many times I will fall in public this winter while slipping on ice.
Not even winter, I have already slipped on ice once. I nearly did it again today only feet from my front door. Since I no longer have a car and do walk a lot, there chances of me falling are frequent.
Here is how the point system works out:
1 Point for falling on the way to work
1 Point for falling on the way home from work
1 Point for falling while on the New York side of my commute (less likely so you get a bonus)
1 Point for each body park that touches the ground when I fall
3 Points for every damaged item from the fall
3 Points if someone says something to me
5 Points if medical attention is needed
10 Points if serious medical attention is needed
For my first fall it was on my way to work (1 Point) and my right hand and right knee hit the ground (2 Points). I did drop my umbrella, but no damage was done. No medical attention was needed and there was nothing damaged, including my pants. Nobody said anything either because people are mean and don’t speak good English. So far the total is 3 Points.
Where will it end?