Fantasy baseball is starting again soon and I hate to repeat team names. Last year I was the Miami Carlins and the Atlanta Slaves.

miami carlins

 

atlanta slaves logo

 

I also played fantasy football. My team name there was the Cleveland Drowns.

cleveland drowns

As you can see, they got progressively harsher and specific.

Here are some potential baseball names I may go with this year and football ones I have thus far:

Philadelphia Willies – Symbol is a bunch of penises

New York Getz – Symbol is Lethal Weapon character Leo Getz near the Statue of Liberty

Los Angeles Rogers – Symbol is a bunch of people named Roger like the black kid from Sister Sister

Toronto Blue Gays – Symbol is a bunch of upset protesting gay people/Chris Crocker crying/Blue Man Group sex picture

Houston Castratestros – Symbol is a penis without any balls

Los Angeles Angles – Symbol is a right angle

Tampa Bay Lays – Symbol is a bag of potato chips

Cincinnati Beds – Symbol is a bed

Cincinnati Meds – Symbol is one of those pill cases with every day of the week

Cincinnati Dreads – Symbol is a guy with dreadlocks

Cincinnati Peds – Symbol is a bunch of famous pedophiles

Arizona Diamondslacks – Symbol is a pair of pants with diamonds on them

Chicago Rubs – Symbol is a Vietnamese woman giving a massage

Milwaukee Jewers – Symbol is someone haggling the price down

I’ll stop there with baseball. For football I only have two so far:

Kansas City Queefs – Symbol is a vagina fart

Philadelphia Keagles – Symbol is a vagina tightening exercise

Any other suggestions are welcome.

Comments
  1. Lauri says:

    ROFL.
    All great except I don’t know what a queef looks like, nor a Keagle. (maybe a woman with an intense concentrated look on her face).

    The queef could be a woman with her hand over her face in embarrassment.

    Hey, going with the vagina theme…I just thought of a Hockey team…the Detroit Redstrings.

  2. Lily says:

    Very funny. I feel like the Atlanta Slaves was maybe your best! They’re all funny though. Castratestros might be a bit of a stretch…haha

    • Mooselicker says:

      I think the Miami Carlins will be the Boston Red Foxx this year. Will go with the continued comedian theme. I’m sure there’s someone else out there next year.

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