I’ll keep this brief because I already wasted about 2 hours of my night just trying to get home. I’ll elaborate more because I want some content on the Internet about how much the PATH Trains suck.

First let me give you details on how my daily commute goes:

I walk about 25 minutes to get to the PATH train. I tend to arrive at around 8AM. I take the train 1 stop and transfer to another train on this lovely rail system. Usually I arrive in New York at 8:35-8:40. I then walk another 20 minutes to work.

Coming home it’s everything in reverse so read like a Chinese person (they read backwards) and figure it out.

Last Wednesday though, while traveling home I got to my transfer station. After about 10 minutes of sitting (or standing because these trains are more packed more than…well I guess PATH trains are the metaphor usually used, so that) they made an announcement that all service was suspended indefinitely. They gave us no option other than to go backwards and use a different train system. So I did it because you can’t rely on anyone.

I wrote a nasty letter to PATH which I have yet to send during my commute back to New York then back to New Jersey. In total it took me 3 hours to get home, more than twice the length it usually does. I also had to pay more money because the train more convenient for me to take home wasn’t the one honoring a switch-over.

This same thing happened again today. At first they blamed Amtrak, but apparently it was another signal problem. I’m not sure what a signal problem is. Were the tracks giving the PATH trains “fuck me eyes” and the PATH train mistakenly flirted with them? That’s the only way I can think signals could get crossed. Did the PATH conductor think the coach told them to bunt? Signals shouldn’t fail. Signals can be as simple as a color-coded switch. You can have homeless people with flags out there doing this job yet there seems to always be signal problems with this train system.

I’ll have plenty more to say about this, but it’s almost 9 o’clock and I’m still really angry about how this incompetent train system stole away my night of watching Warehouse 13.

So please, excuse me while I spend the next few blog posts seriously complaining about how much I hate my commute to work because other than my dangling toenail on my left foot on my pinky toe this is the most frustrating thing I have going on.

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(Trivia question: How many people were elbowed or had coffee spilled on them by fellow passengers while boarding this train?)

Comments
  1. thehobbler says:

    Sorry Moose! That’s an excited statement meant to rub it in. I’m guessing the answer to your bonus question is all of them. Your commute does sound pretty exhausting. If it makes you feel any better my commute today was exhausting too. I army crawled/pulled myself upstairs to help the kids clean.

  2. Lauri says:

    Ugh. That sounds awful.

  3. mindwarpfx says:

    That sure sounds like hell, although I think the train to hell moves a lot faster without those kind of problems. Maybe that’s the ticket–a boom box playing ” I’m on the highway to hell” by ACDC. But in true NY city fashion, that’s not real news.
    Sorry man! Hope it gets better. (Find a sugar moms so the only work you then have to do is look for Viagra) lol

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