Fantasy baseball is starting again soon and I hate to repeat team names. Last year I was the Miami Carlins and the Atlanta Slaves.
I also played fantasy football. My team name there was the Cleveland Drowns.
As you can see, they got progressively harsher and specific.
Here are some potential baseball names I may go with this year and football ones I have thus far:
Philadelphia Willies – Symbol is a bunch of penises
New York Getz – Symbol is Lethal Weapon character Leo Getz near the Statue of Liberty
Los Angeles Rogers – Symbol is a bunch of people named Roger like the black kid from Sister Sister
Toronto Blue Gays – Symbol is a bunch of upset protesting gay people/Chris Crocker crying/Blue Man Group sex picture
Houston Castratestros – Symbol is a penis without any balls
Los Angeles Angles – Symbol is a right angle
Tampa Bay Lays – Symbol is a bag of potato chips
Cincinnati Beds – Symbol is a bed
Cincinnati Meds – Symbol is one of those pill cases with every day of the week
Cincinnati Dreads – Symbol is a guy with dreadlocks
Cincinnati Peds – Symbol is a bunch of famous pedophiles
Arizona Diamondslacks – Symbol is a pair of pants with diamonds on them
Chicago Rubs – Symbol is a Vietnamese woman giving a massage
Milwaukee Jewers – Symbol is someone haggling the price down
I’ll stop there with baseball. For football I only have two so far:
Kansas City Queefs – Symbol is a vagina fart
Philadelphia Keagles – Symbol is a vagina tightening exercise
Any other suggestions are welcome.
