The last screenplay I wrote was about zombies. I wrote it in three days over the course of a very productive yet what I’m sure was a lonely weekend with few if any encounters with the outside world. The screenplay never fully finished because what good is one more masterpiece to get discredited by the experts?
I don’t even have a title for the movie which hinders the progress. Oh and a lack of time, motivation, and skill as well.
I’m usually good at movie titles too. For instance, here are a bunch of hilarious parody titles based on the movie 28 Days Later that I came up with on my commute home from work. Not all are funny. In fact, several are terribly sad.
28 Blaze Later – a zombie stoner comedy
28 Gays Later – a movie about how AIDS was spread
28 Heys Later – a movie about greeting many people
28 Js Later – a movie about having to erase all of the Js on the screen after the key gets stuck
28 Ks Later – a movie about overpopulation in the KKK
28 Lays Later – a movie about having an upset tummy after eating too many potato chips
28 Neys Later – a movie about a whiny horse
28 Plays Later – a movie about a theater going zombie
28 Rays Later – a movie about skin cancer
28 Stays Later – a movie about frequently visiting the same hotel branch and getting rewards for it
28 Strays Later – 101 Dalmatians with feral cats
28 Trays Later – a movie about a zombie cafeteria lady
28 Weighs Later – a movie about zombie weight loss surgery
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