Like everybody who has ever existed, I was bullied. Big deal. It made me stronger. The strange thing about bullying is we’re told to not listen to anything a bully says yet we’re supposed to listen to everything an anti-bully says. Huh? What gave them that qualification? Most bullies are accurate pricks. They call fat people fat rather than not saying anything at all. Why be anti-bullying? That does nothing but bring more negativity and hate into the world. Be pro-love and pro-human.
(Stereotyping bullies in cartoons IS bullying. Let’s stop it)
I can’t quite put into words what I really want to say about bullying. I just find it weird how an anti-bully’s word has more merit than a bully’s. This to me seems like an elitist attitude. Everybody has been bullied and everybody bullies. The key is finding the balance and making sure you bully someone everybody else hates anyway. Don’t we all need to be a little bullied sometimes? I think after you graduate high school if you’re still worried about bullies and you don’t do something about it you should get bullied by someone new for being such a pussy.
I’m very pro-anti-anti-bullying. I think bullying to an extent needs to happen in everyone’s lives. If you disagree with me look at these anti-bullying slogans I found online. Somewhere out there someone needs to be called stupid then have hot soup thrown at them. My comments are in ellipses beside.
Anti Bullying Quotes:
- 1
- You cannot prove yourself big by seeing others in little sense. (saying this to a bully means you deserve to get your teeth knocked out)
- 2
- Bullying is actually a form of bull-sh*t, so keep yourself away from it. (no it’s not, bullying is a form of making up for poor self-esteem you liar)
- 3
- Bullies are rotten rats. (yeah they’re full of horse hockey….this slogan is one for the birds….something else old-timey)
- 4
- Bullying? Not a wise idea at all. (coming up with a shitty slogan, an even worse idea)
- 5
- Before posting some comments on the Internet think twice what you type (I agree with this one, it would suck to make a typo then get more bullies after you)
- 6
- Think double before you speak or get ready to fall you in troubles (nobody says “think double” so don’t bother trying to rhyme it with troubles, please)
- 7
- Bullying is not a human behavior, it only suits to bulls. (bulls have big dicks though, I’ll take my chances being an asshole)
- 8
- Let’s cheer, bullying is ban here! (totally gay, they also left out the “y” in bullying but I spotted them)
- 9
- For bullying you can move to Mars. (yeah or Venus or something…-Chip Chipperson)
- 10
- Bullies are out of human league. (so humans are in leagues no as if to say some are better than others?)
- 11
- Bullies have no future. (this implies murder which is the worst kind of bullying)
- 12
- Bullies are bad jokers. (he’s like everybody’s favorite Batman villain so I don’t get why this is a bad thing)
- 13
- Join us today for Anti-Bully crusade. (crusade, a word used basically meaning the unjust slaughter of millions for a really shitty campaign)
- 14
- Bullies need to make others feel insecure because they are insecure. (yes, but this isn’t really a slogan as much as it is something to say to a bully before he pulls your pants down)
- 15
- Stop forwarding bullying emails otherwise you will be a part of bullying s league. (I don’t know what the random “s” is doing there so whoever put this together is retarded, haha let’s laugh at the retard)
- 16
- Be sober on my Facebook Timeline. (just say Facebook, don’t add Timeline you proper wording twat)
- 17
- A bully cannot be a friend of his friends. (unless his friends are bully)
- 18
- Use Your Brain, Being A Bully Won’t Gain (unless you work in politics, the fashion industry, anything entertainment related, sports…should I go on?)
- 19
- A bully tries to put you down, because they are not up. (all bullies have erectile dysfunction?)
- 20
- Some bruises are on the inside. Stop bullying. (yes and you should get those checked out immediately because internal bleeding is very serious)
- 21
- Nobody likes to respond Barking Dogs. (you forgot the word “to” haha you retard let’s laugh at the gay boy)
- 22
- Can you abuse me in-front of a mirror? (probably, I don’t see how that would be difficult)
- 23
- There must be a rubber bullet for every bully. (and there must be a toilet for every nerd to get his head shoved into)
- 24
- A bully is a nonstop nonsense. (double negative, bullies rule)
- 25
- Never say Hi to bullies. (say see ya later?)
There you have it. Anti-bullies are so lame.
Mooselicker 